Girl and Boy Messages

Boy: which team are you supporting this ipl?
girl: delhi daredevils but jamnapaar se is side waali delhi ke!

Boy: you look so tired, what happened?
girl: meri scooty ka petrol khtam ho geya tha, kisi ne meri koi help nahi ki.
boy: toh phir yeh 'feminist' wala top pehan kar mat ghuma kar!

Girl:: jaanu, please tum mera recharge karwa doge?
boy: please mat bolo.
girl: awww
boy: are main keh raha hun ki "please", mat bolo, mere pass khud ka recharge karne ke liye paise nahi hain!

Girl: whisper me those 3 words every girl wants to hear.
boy: let's play game!

Girl: i like guys with high standards.
boy: meri maa mujhe gucci ke sandal se maarti hai!

Boy: happy birthday gutter
girl: abey mera naam sonali hai.
boy: haan toh 100 naali milkar hi toh gutter banta hai!

Girl: i'm not like other girls.
boy: nice! so you know where you want to go for dinner!

Boy: itna chhota reply, kuch kar rahi ho kya?
girl: haan.
boy: kya?
girl: ignore!

Girl: do you drink alcohol.
boy: yes.
girl: sharam nahi aati?
boy: nanga ho kar thoda peeta hun!

Girl: i found lipstick on your dungarees.
boy: i can explain.
girl: just ask her the shade and brand name!

Boy: online ho phir bhi reply nahi.
girl: tere liye nahi hun!

Boy: tum itni acchi kyon ho?
girl: kyonki tum abhi naye ho!